Respond to Japanese Noh theater like a native: Kazoku sorrote no seppuku ga yokatta. (ÒI love the part where the whole family disembowels themselves.Ó) Speak to homicidal Parisian taxi drivers in a language they'll understand: Ou avez-vous appris ˆ conduire? En Italie? (ÒWhere did you learn to drive? Italy?Ó) Discuss Italian olive oil with the proper degree of reverence: Un assaggio ti dice che le olive sono maturate di fronte ad una cattedrale. (ÒOne taste tells you the olives grew in full view of the cathedral.Ó) Establish privacy needs in Mexico: Preferir’a una habitaci—n sin alacranes. (ÒI'd prefer a room without scorpions.Ó) With seven titles and over 1.2 million copies in print, Howard Tomb's Wicked phrase book series is the fiendishly irreverentÑand very successfulÑcollection that g